Jackisms

Funny quotes Jack says

Jack often says funny, cute, ammusing and sometimes even disturbing things. I wanted somewhere to write them all (as I always forget what he has said) They may not be funny to others but I want a collection to show him when he is older

Of course he has said a lot more funny quotes since before now but I am documenting them from now

15/6/2012
I don't want Dadda to get old and rusty like Mater
Watching Ice-age with the doona on him...The doona's not listening to me

17/6/2012
J found a pice of fluff/cotton on the floor, he said this is my friend, i keep him. I said to Mr Miller, I think it's time to get him a pet. Mr Miller said to J we might get you a goldfish, J said just a small piece so I can feed it to my spider.

21/6/2012
Fix me mum, my mouth is all spicy...(oops I bought angus beef sausages with cracked pepper)

25/6/2012
Jack went to the dentist today and told Mr Miller "I was very patient"


26/6/2012
I was putting a t-shirt on Jack that was a bit small, he said "I'ts too small, my muscles don't fit in it"

26/6/2012
We made some cupcakes, Jack was eating one after dinner "I like muffins...Mummy you are the muffin man"

1/07/2012
Lying in Jack's bed I said do you need to go to the toilet J says no i'm just moving my doodle up and down Why I ask He says it's just getting it's exercise

still lying in bed with him he says Aargh there's a big bottom sticking out from your body.

1/7/2012
After Jack went to bed he yells out, I went down to him and he said I don't know what to do in bed, I said go to sleep...he said bed makes me boring....5 minutes later he yells out MUM I will just lie here with my eyes open, I say ok Jack, otherwise it could have gone on for ages!! Didn't hear from him again.


4/7
J fell off the couch quite hard i looked at him and the look on his face made me almost laugh and i raised my eyebrows he said don't watch, look at the computer. Why I ask? Cause Mummies aren't allowed to look at people in danger.

11/7
Jacks says "I like the cold...I'm not scared of the cold...It's sooo cold it makes my feet warm."


15/7/2012
Jack was sitting at his table having lunch wriggling around, Me-"can you sit still please" Jack "I can't sit still" Me-"why not?" Jack- "cause I'm real"

5/9/2012
J. I don't like school
M. Why not
J. ...
M. Why do we go to school
J. To learn
M. To learn to become what?
J. A dinosaur (c:

24/9/2012
Jack came into the bathroom crying (I could tell he had hurt his nose-it was all red)
J. I hurt my nose
M. What did you do?
J. I hurt it on the doona
M. I don't think so, doonas are soft
J. I put Charlies toys under it.

24/9/2012
M. Where is the remote?
J. Charlie ate it